"South Park" - "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" Quiz

Answer: Latinos in the Arts

The school was having some sort of Cultural Diversity fair and the students were competing for a gift certificate with presentations on Latino contributions. Kyle thought he had it in the bag, but then Cartman stepped onstage with his "special guest," 'Jennifer Lopez'.

Answer: tacos

The boys had gone to the mall so Cartman could spend his gift certificate, and Kyle was complaining that Cartman had only done his presentation to screw him over. 'Jennifer Lopez' appeared and offered to kiss Kyle, saying her "kisses taste like tacos." "Taco Flavored Kisses" was also the title of 'Jennifer Lopez's' first song, the mall-made video which landed her a record deal and got the real J-Lo dropped by her label!

Answer: no

She actually started punching and slapping Cartman's hand, trying to engage in a cat-fight with her rival!

Answer: rode in a hot-air balloon

Ben asked 'Jennifer' to spend the day with him, and the date montage showed a lot of shared activates, but not a balloon ride. The whole time, Cartman was trying to distance himself from the situation and fend off the stifling boredom of the budding romance! At the end of the date, Ben professed his love for 'Jennifer' and kissed her (complete with tongue!). 'Jennifer' got swept up in the moment and moved from Ben's mouth to a more intimate region.

When Cartman realized what was going on, he exclaimed, "Ah, sick! Ah, we're leaving now!" and jumped from the car.

Answer: "Ooo, looks like the tooth fairy was extra happy with you."

Cartman was sent home from the hospital after J-Lo beat 'Jennifer' with a baseball bat. When he awoke, it was to find Ben Affleck in bed with him. Then 'Jennifer' told Cartman that she and Ben were "up all night making love".

Answer: wore an oven mitt on his hand

Cartman seemed genuinely distressed by his predicament, but Kyle didn't believe the charade and refused to show any compassion.

Answer: chainsaw

She seemed fully intent on finishing off her rival once and for all! Cartman was forced to run from J-Lo, as well as from Ben and the nagging record producers.

Answer: wetback

Perhaps the Elementary's diversity program hadn't been instituted yet when the cops went through there, because they certainly weren't very sensitive to J-Lo's ethnic background.

Answer: Mitch Connor

Cartman ripped the hair off his hand and lowered his voice to announce the identity. When someone asked who Mitch Connor was, 'Mitch' explained, "Just your run-of-the-mill con man. I've been moving from town to town, scamming people since I was 15, but I'm tired of running. [...] I've been a cheat all my life, and now I've ruined a singer's career, lost a record company millions and cost this little boy his precious time. [...] Mostly I'm sorry to you, Ben. I'm sorry I played tiddlywinks with your heart. [...] But it's over now.

The cyanide pill I took should be taking effect very soon. Hmm, looks like the sun is going down. I wonder, will I dream?"

Answer: La Taco

She was clearly unhappy about it, and as she was directed to go chop onions, she lamented, "I had six platinum records and I starred in five Hollywood movies!" Her fellow La Taco employee chimed in, "Yeah. Me too."