"New Will City" Trivia Quiz

Answer: 5

Grace is on the phone with Will while he is at Karen's condo on the Virgin Islands. She says to him, "And the guy I'm supposed to have a meeting with is in 2-I, so I say to the doorman, "Excuse me, is there a 2-I in this building? I'm looking for 2-I. I need to find 2-I." He's ignoring me. I must have said "2-I" like 15 times.

The guy finally puts down his newspaper, looks right at me, and he only has one eye." Will tells her, "You lie. That did not happen." She says, "Swear to God he only had one functioning eye, and the other one was like a mini glazed doughnut with a sort of congealed..." Will stops her and says, "Paging new subject. New subject to the white courtesy telephone!"

Answer: Jennifer Lopez

Stan, Karen and Will are in the sauna discussing business when Stan inappropriately touches Karen. Karen yells at him and says, "Stanley! Not in front of the help! I want this whole thing squared away within the next week. Is that understood? Oh, and get rid of those ridiculous strappy sandals you've been running around in. You're not Jennifer Lopez, for God's sake!"

Answer: Britney Spears'

Jack is temporarily living in Will's apartment and Grace is there. They are standing there and Jack says, "Okay, now, remember, let each gesture tell a little story the way she does, okay?" Grace says, "I'll never be like her." Jack says, "Well, of course not.

She's one of the great artists of all time. But we're not gonna honor her by quitting, okay? Now, come on, let's go again. 5, 6, 7, 8..." Both Jack and Grace begin their routine and sings, "Oops! I did it again; I played with your heart; got lost in the game; oh, baby, baby." Jack then says, "Yes, that's totally it!" Grace says, "Oh, gosh, yeah." Jack then says, "I actually feel the spirit of Britney in the room. And you...Are not...that...innocent."

Answer: Kato

Will tells them he just flew coach so he needs some love. Grace then says, "Oh my God! Look who's back! Yay! You look so tan and gorgeous!" Will tells her, "Missed you." He then says to Jack, "Hey, lady!" Jack sadly says, "You're back?" Will then says, "Don't worry. You can still stay in the guest room, Kato." Jack gets happy then and says, "Yay! You're back! Yay! You're so tan and gorgeous! Oh my God! You're thin!"

Answer: diamonds

The woman behind Karen at the customs security gate says, "I always feel nervous at customs lines. Even if I haven't done anything wrong, I still feel guilty. I don't know why." Karen tells her, "Don't worry, honey. Wayne there's my friend. We go way back." Just then another security guard replaces Wayne and Karen says, "Friend Wayne! Where you going? Wayne! Wayne! Don't go away!" She then asks the guard who replaced him, "Where'd my Waynie just go?" He tells her, "I shouldn't be telling you this, he's being fired for accepting bribes. Apparently he was letting people smuggle all kinds of stuff in the country...emeralds, ivory, illegal prescription drugs." Karen nervously laughs and says, "Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, what people will do!" She then opens her jacket to reveal a $100 bill and says, "Say, is this your $100?" He tells her no and she says, "Oh. Must be mine. Ha!"

Answer: Elizabeth

Will was surprised to find out Grace's mother had a face-lift and told Jack about it but never told him. Jack tells Will, "We spent a lot of time together while you were away, mister! I bet you I know more about Grace than you do." Will says, "Ha. I am not gonna play that game with you. What's her middle name?" Jack says, "That's easy. It's...It's...ja--sam." Will asks, "Did you say Julia?" Jack says he did and Will says, "Well, it's not. It's Elizabeth. Because her mother loves Elizabeth Taylor."

Answer: What does she want to name her first daughter?

Will asks Jack, "What was her saddest childhood moment?" Jack says he didn't know and Will says, "When she discovered that hamsters can't fly. What was her nickname in junior high?" Again, Jack says he didn't know and Will says, "Gross Adler. What was her first method of birth control?" For the third time, Jack says he didn't know and Will says, "Prayer." Jack then asks, "What does she want name her first daughter?" Will says, "Ha! That's...I don't know." Jack says, "Lilly! Ha ha! Spelled with 2 L's but still pronounced lily." Will repeats it, "Lilly." Jack says, "Yes.

It's her great-grandmother's name, it's her favorite flower, and we planted a whole box of them outside her bedroom window while you were away having three of your chins sucked out! But you didn't know that, did you?" Will then tells him, "This is stupid. Get away from me!"

Answer: water his plants

Will is gathering his plants and trimming and watering them when Grace appears and asks him what he's doing. He tells her, "All my plants died. I told Jack to water them while I was away. But I can see how he might hear that as "fill up my hard drive with Internet porn."

Answer: youngest brother on "Eight is Enough"

Grace asks Will why is he pouting and he says he's not. Grace then tells him, "Hey, I watch "Ally McBeal". I know what pouting looks like. You're pouting." He then tells her, "I heard you and Jack in your apartment last night." Grace says, "What? So now you're worried that Jack's my new you?" Will says, "Ha! I don't...maybe." Grace says, "Oh my God. Could you be any cuter?" Will says, Grace!" Grace says, "Oh, I'm sorry. I just love not being the insecure wreck for once." Will then says, "My feelings aren't cute, okay? I'm not the youngest brother on "Eight is Enough". How can you like Jack better than me?" Grace then says, "Are kidding me with this? We've been best friends for 15 years. Do you really need me to tell you how much you mean to me?" He tells her, "I do it for you like every 5 minutes." She denies that and he says, "Grace, I have to talk you off a ledge every time the Starbucks lady gives me extra foam!" She then says, "Well, clearly there's something going on there. I mean, the two of you have your own language."

Answer: True

Will is really trying to convince Grace to keep Josh and dump Ben. Jack then comes out on the balcony and says, "Grace, I have to tell you something right away." Will tells him to hold on because they are talking and then continues talking to Grace, "Josh is kind.

He's compassionate. All the things you've ever said were important to you." Jack then says, "No, no, no. You should break it off with Josh." Grace then says, "Jack, you know, Will has a point, so maybe I should just think about Josh a little more." Jack says, "He doesn't. You don't. Dump him." Will then says, "Jack, just because I say one thing doesn't mean you automatically have to take the contrary position.

This is about what's best for Grace, and I think..." Jack interrupts him and says, "I screwed around with Josh." Will then says, "You should probably go with Ben." Grace can't believe it and Jack tells her, "Yeah, well, remember how I said there was something about Josh I couldn't put my finger on? Well I put my finger on it. Sorry!" He then turns around and leaves. Will hugs Grace and says, "We had a saying on the Island. "Maka maka lana...Lana makalui..." Grace asks what that means and Will says, "I don't know. I just can't believe you ended up with another gay guy! It's so sad."