"Swimming Pools...Movie Stars" Quiz

Answer: 21 & 46

Both Will and Grace are reading the newspaper and Grace says, "Look at this." She then reads from the paper, "Suzanne Stillwell, 21, to wed David Mills, 46." Now, why would a guy his age want to marry a 21-year-old child?" Will tells her, "Because at that age, they're still tender like veal."

Answer: Sandra Bernhard's

Grace asks Will what he is reading and he says, "Just checking out some of these open houses. Listen to this..."A 1970s pre-war apartment." What war are they talking about? "The Battle of the Network Stars"?" Grace then says, "Oh my God. I know this apartment. You'll never guess whose it is. You're gonna die." Will says, "We're all gonna die, Grace.

The important thing is what you do while you're here." Grace then says, "Right. Okay. I'm gonna give you a hint. You love her music, you've seen her cabaret 100 times..." Will guesses, "Jack?" Grace then says, "Sandra Bernhard." Will then says, "Oh my God. I love her music. I've seen her cabaret, like, 100 times. We are so going to see this house!" Grace then says, "I know. Definitely. I'm excited."

Answer: True

Jack rides into Will and Grace's apartment ringing a bell and says, "Toot toot! Hey! Guess what I just got off of eBay?" Grace says, "I don't know what you got, but I know a scooter that just won a homosexual." Jack says, "Oh my God. You are so blah! I got this scooter, which happens to be autographed by Ricky Martin.

But the best part is, I outbid my arch-rival, Dr. Dangerous, to get it." Will then says, "Dr. Dangerous? Do Mr. Thumb and Shrinkface know about this?" Jack says, "Dr. Dangerous is his online screen name, and he and I always bid against the same things online, and he always wins, but that's about to change. Do you know why?" Will says, "Because we don't care?" Jack says, "No. Because I have this special online beeper.

It lets me know immediately when someone outbids me. That's how I got this Ricky Martin scooter, and let me tell you something..." Will says, "Let me guess.

It bangs, it bangs."

Answer: Richard Gere

When Will and Grace are touring the apartment belonging to Sandra Bernhard, Will picks up a picture frame and says, "Sandra Bernhard is friends with the Dalai Lama. I bet she doesn't make a big deal out of it, either, you know, like Richard Gere or the Tibetan people." Later on when they meet Sandra, Will says to her, "So, hey, you know the Dalai Lama." She tells him, "Oh, he's amazing. He's gorgeous. His body is his temple, and his temple smells like old man stew."

Answer: the swim team

Jack and Rosario enter Grace Adler Desgns and Jack says to Karen, "Karen, we just got back from your stepkid's parent-teacher conference, and I've got some bad news. It looks like Mason made the swim team." Rosario tells her, "He's gonna have swim meets twice a week, and I can't be there." Karen then asks, "What? Well, what about you, Mary? Why can't you raise my stepkids?" Jack tells her, "Because they're your stepkids. I need to be focused on my online bidding war with Dr. Dangerous for Britney Spears' platform sneakers." Karen says, "God. What are we gonna do?" Rosario says, "Well, in my country, we have this thing where the parents are involved in their kids' lives." Karen says, "Well, in your country, they hunt in packs and bury their food. What has that got to do with me?"

Answer: Taylor and Hayden's

Karen arrives at the pool and when Jack sees her, he says, "Nice of you to show. The race ended a half hour ago. Mason paged me 'cause you weren't here." A woman then approaches Karen and says, "Mrs. Walker? Cheryl Bricker-Fossberg, Taylor and Hayden's mom." Karen tells her, "I have no idea what you just said." Cheryl then says, "I just want you to know I think you're awful. Your son Mason swam his heart out today, and all he wanted to do was share that joy with his family, but when he looked up in the bleachers for a familiar face, nothing.

Not even a housekeeper. I find that appalling." Karen then says, "Oh, yeah? Well, I find stretch pants appalling, but I'm too much of a lady to mention it."

Answer: $1 million

When Will and Grace arrive home from Sandra's apartment, there's a message on their machine from her and she says, "Hey, kids. It's Sandra. That's Sandra Bernhard to you, Will. Guess what? I'm accepting your offer. Congratulations, kids. You just bought yourselves an apartment." Grace then asks, "You made an offer on her apartment?" Will tells her, "I didn't want it to be over, you know? I wanted to stay friends with her, so I made a ridiculous lowball offer." Grace asks, "How low?" Will tells her, "A million dollars, but I never thought she'd accept it." Grace says, "Well, she did, and now we're in escrow for a million dollar apartment."

Answer: Bottom Line

Will, Grace, Sandra and Mitchie sing "Midnight Train to Georgia" and afterwards, Sandra tells her, "Honey, you're really good. You know what? I want you to come by the "Bottom Line" tonight. I'm gonna drag you up on stage with me." Grace tells her, "No. No way. No. I couldn't do that. What time do you want me there?" Sandra tells her, "7 o'clock will be good."

Answer: $700

When Karen's at Mason's swim-meet, she hears a whistle blow and she says, "What? What? What happened? What happened?" A woman tells her, "Well, the boy on the end won." Karen asks, "What? Well, what happened to my Mason?" The woman tells her, "Well, he started off strong, but he faded." Karen then says, "Yeah? Well, the bloom's off your rose, too, honey. Mason, honey, I'm coming. Mommy's coming. It's just gonna take me a minute. I got my $700 custom-made shoes on."

Answer: Uma and Ethan's

After they told Sandra they really weren't going to buy her apartment and after a few bad words were spoken, they are standing in the hall. Will states, "That was totally humiliating." Grace asks, "Chasing celebrities around? Who are we?" Will says, "We're shallow. That's who we are." Grace says, "Never again." Someone peeks our from the door across from them and says, "Hi. I'm from Duffy Realty. Are you here to see Uma and Ethan's place?" Will and Grace say together, "Yes. Yes, we are."