Mixed "South Park" - Season 9 Trivia Quiz

Answer: Dolphin

In "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina", Mr. Garrison finally takes the plunge to become Ms. Garrison, taking on a new lifestyle and taking on new womanly privileges at the same time. In doing so, however, she breaks up with Mr. Slave, accusing him of being a homosexual and kicking him out of her house.

At the same time, Kyle gets surgery to transform himself into a black teenager to be better at basketball and, after a bit of backlash from his parents, his father has dolphinplasty to fulfill his lifelong dream of...yeah...becoming a dolphin.

In the end, both Broflovski men revert back to their old selves.

Answer: Wing

In an attempt to earn money of other peoples' successes, the four boys become agents for up-and-coming performers. They start with Token, but soon need to take on a new client when he's picked up by an actual Hollywood agent. They find their modest success in Wing, the wife of the City Wok owner, who plans to make her famous by putting her on "American Idol".

As it turns out, she's not good enough, or early enough, to make it in, so she ends up becoming a contestant on Sylvester Stallone's "The Contender".

After getting embroiled in a human smuggling war, the boys ultimately sign Wing for a Hollywood wedding and cut their losses.

Answer: Sony PSP

In this episode, Kenny not only waits in line for five days and ends up being the first to get the Sony PSP and "Heaven vs. Hell" video game, but he quickly masters it, inevitably being killed by God and the angels of Heaven to use his skills in the game to defeat the encroaching armies of Satan who, shortly before, have decided to wage war.

While Kenny tries his best to fight off the armies, he's revived, albeit with brain damage, and Cartman tries to have the plug pulled to get his PSP. This, of course, sparks a major debate between the kids as to whether or not to end Kenny's life.

In the end, he dies and saves Heaven.

Answer: Baseball

While all of the boys on the South Park little league team try their best to lose so that they don't lose their summers to a game they genuinely hate, all of the other teams in the country are feeling the same way, taking extreme measures to lose. Randy, meanwhile, continuously gets drunk and belligerent at the games, and his battles with other dads in the stands over trash-talking culminate in a final face off against Denver, Colorado's 'Bat-Dad'.

In the end, the boys try to get Kyle's cousin, Kyle, to play on the team, but they only manage to lose (and, thus, win) when they convince Randy to fight, disqualifying them from further advancement.

Answer: Butters

After Cartman eats all of the chicken skins off the group's bucket of KFC, the boys decide simply to ignore him, leading him to believe that he actually died. Butters is the only kid in class who isn't let in on the joke and vows to help Cartman atone for the sins of his life and finally find peace in the afterlife.

This, however, never really comes to pass since he never died. The episode is spent as Cartman tries to make amends with people he wronged, even going so far as to stop a bank robbery with Butters' help, but it doesn't really matter when the guys reveal their prank.

Answer: Global warming

After Cartman and Stan accidentally crash a boat into a beaver dam, they inadvertently flood the nearby town of Beaverton, leading many to blame global warming and, in a mass panic, hide away in the South Park Community Center en masse to ride out the terrible storms ahead. Feeling guilty (and bringing Kyle along), Cartman and Kyle head out to try and rescue the still-trapped people of Beaverton, leading Randy, Gerald, and Stephen Stotch to dress in their warmest ice age gear and set out to find the missing kids.

After the boys accidentally destroy an oil refinery, the army heads in, everyone is saved (though not before blaming global warming on crab people) and Stan tries to admit his wrongs...though the town would rather blame themselves to learn a lesson.

This, of course, happens in the episode "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow".

Answer: Marjorine

After the boys find the girls using a paper fortune teller to see into the future, they all band together to find a covert way of stealing this baffling future-tech and to put it to use for themselves. To do this, they create an elaborate, high-stakes ploy in which Butters pretends to commit suicide (much to the dismay of his parents, who go to great lengths to return their son from the dead at a pet cemetery) and then return to school as a new girl named 'Marjorine'. Getting invited to a slumber party, Butters eventually gets away with the device however the boys, fearing the costs of the item to be too great, destroy it.

Answer: No

Ms. Garrison actually attempts to use the assignment, later on down the line, to try and prove that homosexuals can't be good parents, though this puts a lot of strain on Stan who, after being partnered with Bebe originally, ends up getting shifted to Kyle (who was partnered with his ex-girlfriend, Wendy). What results is a lot of argument between the two best friends who, ultimately, put their differences aside to protect their egg (even by creating a decoy to avoid getting taken out by a Garrison-hired sniper).

In the end, the boys finish the assignment with their egg intact, bringing it to a speech for the governor and allowing gay marriage to be legalized in Colorado (against Garrison's wishes, since it would allow Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al to be joined in matrimony).

Answer: Scientology

After taking a free personality test, Stan ends up being told he's depressed and, after paying his savings, is discovered to be the new prophet of the Church of Scientology. Tom Cruise, worried that the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard doesn't like his movies, hides in Stan's bedroom closet so, while Stan works to rewrite a new doctrine, John Travolta joins Cruise in the closet (and is followed soon after by R. Kelly).

When Stan suggests having the money taken out of the church, his highest adviser confirms that everything is just a brainwashing scam. Ultimately, Stan can't mislead people into believing in the nonsense and backs out. Everyone decides to sue him including all the actors in Stan's closet.

Answer: The moon

Visiting Sea Park, Kyle the others are convinced by two bored workers that Jambu the Whale can not only talk, but wants to go back home to his family on the moon and leave on a rocketship. The boys gather their friends and try their best to give Jambu his freedom, and to do this they use some skateboards, a wading pool, and Timmy's wheelchair, ultimately convincing the Mexican Space Program to get involved.

In the end, the boys get their way; Jambu is sent to the moon only to die of asphyxiation.