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Quiz about South Park  Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Quiz about South Park  Cartman Joins NAMBLA

"South Park" - "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" Quiz


Here's a quick quiz on "Cartman Joins NAMBLA", in which Cartman joins a club to explore his more mature side. This episode originally aired on June-21-2000. Enjoy!

A multiple-choice quiz by rj211. Estimated time: 4 mins.
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Author
rj211
Time
4 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
278,025
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
8 / 10
Plays
1142
Awards
Top 5% quiz!
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Question 1 of 10
1. Cartman met his first "mature friend" Tony in a diner. What gifts did Tony bring for Cartman? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. What game did Kenny play with his dad to try to distract his parents from conceiving another child? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. After Tony was arrested by the FBI, Cartman returned to the internet to find a new friend. Who or what did he think HungDaddy was? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. Cartman went to the docks to meet another "friend" who turned out to be someone he knew. With whom did Cartman's second rendezvous turn out to be? Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. What had Dr. Mephesto genetically combined with a chipmunk? Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. What did Kenny, wearing a blonde wig, buy at the pharmacy? Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. What ride did Kenny and his family go on at the North Park Funland? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. The FBI barged in on a conference being led by Dr. Mephesto. To what was this other NAMBLA devoted? Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. Hiding with the other boys in the hotel, who did Cartman decree must "take one for the team"? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. After the leader of NAMBLA made an impassioned speech about tolerance and freedom, were the boys inclined toward forgiveness?



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Cartman met his first "mature friend" Tony in a diner. What gifts did Tony bring for Cartman?

Answer: candy and books on Kama Sutra

Whatever discomfort Cartman might have felt because of the gifts was far outweighed by his excitement at having an "older" friend. He even accepted when Tony offered a backrub! Unfortunately, before Tony could get very far, the FBI showed up and arrested him!
2. What game did Kenny play with his dad to try to distract his parents from conceiving another child?

Answer: catch

He and his dad went outside to play a game of catch, and Kenny lobbed the ball right at his father's crotch. Mr. McCormick doubled over in pain, vomiting and groaning on the ground. When they took him to the doctor, it was determined that he had a "shattered left testicle," but they were able to fix it!
3. After Tony was arrested by the FBI, Cartman returned to the internet to find a new friend. Who or what did he think HungDaddy was?

Answer: a midget

HungDaddy sent Cartman a message reading, "Hi. I'm eight and a half inches." Cartman was unimpressed, thinking, "This guy's tiny. He must be a dwarf." He responded, "Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off."
4. Cartman went to the docks to meet another "friend" who turned out to be someone he knew. With whom did Cartman's second rendezvous turn out to be?

Answer: Mr. Garrison

Cartman arrived at the docks and was surprised to discover Mr. Garrison was his friend from online. Cartman was perfectly willing to "hang out," but Mr. Garrison, having realized his mistake, was trying to make an exit. Before he could get away, though, the FBI showed up and promptly arrested Mr. Garrison. Cartman was enraged, and assumed his friends had had a hand in it: "Why [...] does the FBI keep arresting all my friends? This has to be the work of Stan and Kyle! God, I hate those guys!"
5. What had Dr. Mephesto genetically combined with a chipmunk?

Answer: provolone cheese

Dr. Mephesto was proudly explaining his creation to Kevin: "Do you know what this means, Kevin? No more will the world have to look in two different places for squirrels and provolone cheese." Just then, Cartman arrived, asking Dr. Mephesto to genetically engineer an adult friend for him. Dr. Mephesto explained that genetic engineering had not yet advanced that far. Apparently it's easier to successfully combine an animal with a hunk of cheese than to create an adult human being!
6. What did Kenny, wearing a blonde wig, buy at the pharmacy?

Answer: morning after pills

When he asked where the "morning after abortion pills" were, the pharmacist directed him to a shelf with numerous varieties available. Kenny chose a huge bottle of "Pregnant No More" and showed the pharmacist a forged letter from his mother: "I hereby give my daughter permission to abort her baby. Mother." The pharmacist was satisfied and rang Kenny up.

When Kenny got home, he mixed a drink for his mother and added a bunch of the pills to it, but his mother declined the drink since she was pregnant and couldn't have alcohol. Kenny's dad drank it instead, and quickly started to feel the effects!
7. What ride did Kenny and his family go on at the North Park Funland?

Answer: John Denver Experience

Denver, a Colorado native, died tragically in a plane accident. The ride loaded people into an open-top airplane, then crashed them back and forth between two points before coming to a stop upside down in water. Kenny had clearly hoped the trauma would make his mother miscarry, but the only damage sustained by the McCormick's was Mr. McCormick's broken nose!
8. The FBI barged in on a conference being led by Dr. Mephesto. To what was this other NAMBLA devoted?

Answer: Marlon Brando look-alikes

Dr. Mephesto was a member of the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes, and they were horrified to hear that the other NAMBLA was meeting in the same hotel at the same time. Evidently, they'd had an ongoing dispute over an internet domain name, and were more than willing to join forces with the FBI to bring down the pedophilic organization.
9. Hiding with the other boys in the hotel, who did Cartman decree must "take one for the team"?

Answer: Butters

The boys told Cartman that he had to come up with a solution, since he was the one responsible for their predicament. Cartman reasoned, "Those perverts aren't going to rest until they've made love to one of us, right? So... somebody's just gonna have to go out there and, and... take one for the team. And I think, in all fairness, it should be Butters." Butters protested a little, but was ultimately bowled over by Cartman's bullying and headed into the hallway to do his duty. Fortunately, the confused NAMBLA members mistook Mr. McCormick for a young boy and were too busy getting acquainted with him to bother with Butters!
10. After the leader of NAMBLA made an impassioned speech about tolerance and freedom, were the boys inclined toward forgiveness?

Answer: no

Kyle refused to let go of the fact, "You have sex with children." Stan also chimed in: "You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, [screw] you!"
Source: Author rj211

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