"South Park" - "Quintuplets 2000" Quiz

Answer: Cirque du Cheville

Clearly a parody of Cirque do Soleil, Mrs. Marsh explained, "Cirque du Cheville is French-Canadian. They get acrobats and singers from all over the world and then do very artistic things." This description of the coming evening only seemed to further the boys' disinterest!

Answer: Tyrannosaurus Rex

They must have put in a lot of time practicing to make the shapes they did with their bodies. It was the only part of the show that impressed the boys, and they left feeling inspired to form their own contortionist troupe!

Answer: dugout canoe

The Romanian officials ran to the dock just in time to see the girls and their grandmother speed off in the motorboat. There was a dugout canoe nearby, seemingly manned by Native Americans, and the officials paid to be rowed in pursuit. Perplexedly, the canoe was actually able to give good chase to the motorized boat! When Grandmama saw they were headed for a dock loaded with explosives, she directed the girls into a tower formation with Grandmama at the bottom and swung onto a tree branch. The canoe sped right below them, crashing into the dock in a fiery explosion.

Answer: having sex with Grandpa

Grandpa had already thought Grandmama was sexy, but when he found out she used to be a contortionist in her youth, she became irresistible. The two geezers, encouraged by Kenny's singing, embarked on an evening of passion that ultimately left Grandmama dead! The next morning, Randy found himself in the uncomfortable situation of breaking the sad news to the girls.

He went out to where the quintuplets were playing with the boys and said, "Everyone who has a grandma, step forward. Uh, not so fast, girls."

Answer: fish sticks

The news coverage even showed one of the girls hopping up and down by the fence until a visitor dropped a fish stick into her mouth! Unfortunately, the news report was also broadcast in Romania, and the Romanian President realized that his country was being denigrated in the press and he'd have to mobilize to save his country's tourism industry.

Answer: protest

The Romanian officials seemed unfamiliar with the concept of protesting, so Janet Reno explained: "Look, people have it so good in America that they get bored very easily. And when people get bored, they start protesting things." Sure enough, the Marsh residence was quickly swarmed with protesters fighting for the quintuplets' right to stay in America.

Answer: Easter Sunday

The protesters weren't the only ones staking out the Marsh house; there was also a group of military officials, who told the Marshes they had until Easter Sunday to "return the quintuplets to their father."

Answer: Easter Bunny

The soldier with her in the helicopter went over the plan with her:
Soldier: "We'll drop you on the southwest corner of the backyard. You hop into the back of the house and find the quintuplets. When you see them, you say..."
Janet Reno: "'Hello, girls, I'm the Easter Bunny.'"
Soldier: "Good. And then hand them the Easter eggs filled with tear gas."

Answer: Oprah

The girls then marched outside and put everyone in their places: "None of you care about us. You only care about yourselves! Look at you, Father. You walked out on us five years ago, and now you act like you miss us sooo much! You are a liar and a fake! [...] And you Romanian leaders, you don't care about us! All you care about is making America look stupid! [...] And you protesters! Don't you have anything better to do? Get a life! [...] And you boys are the worst of all! [...] You know nothing about Romania, and yet you assume America is so much better! Maybe Romania isn't as nice as America, but it is our home! We are Romanian! All you care about is your own stupid circus!" Then Oprah's limo rolled up and the girls hopped into the backseat, announcing, "We're going on Oprah and then a book tour!"

Answer: no

Kenny's father had made a spot to air on Romanian television, pleading for his own son's return. Eventually, American military descended on the house Kenny and his mother were staying in. The soldiers ran over the protesters and burst into the house.

They found Kenny hiding in the closet with his mother. The officer told Mrs. McCormick to hand over her son, and she agreed, but he continued to warn her and then opened fire, riddling Kenny with bullets!