'South Park' - Season 4 Trivia

1. What did Kyle say he'd always gotten from the tooth fairy?

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000"

Answer: jar of gefilte fish

Cartman was bragging about the $2 he got for a single tooth and Stan complained that he only ever got a single quarter. Kyle seemed to have the short end of the stick, though, having only gotten "a jar of gefilte fish."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Chef Goes Nanners"

Answer: white men hanging a black man

Chef objected to the flag on the basis of its obvious racism, but Jimbo wanted to preserve the flag for its historical merit. Clearly, the mayor had heard the arguments before and found the whole thing pretty bothersome.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Fourth Grade"

Answer: moon the teacher

They'd found out their new teacher was from Denver, and wanted to "establish" that they were the "dominant ones" in the relationship. Stan suggested that at 8:35 they all jump on their desks and moon the teacher, which everyone agreed to. However, Butters was a bit caught up on the logistics: "Well, buh when we pull our pants down, should we stand frontways or back? I mean, do we show 'er our... behinds, or our w-wieners? [...] Uh-uh, maybe we could stand like this, with our [stuff] pokin' through the back of our legs, you know, and give 'er a nice fruit bowl."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Probably"

Answer: slide

Cartman revealed the plans in the schoolyard, describing the church as having "crystal walls, a ceiling 80 feet high, and a slide that connects this part heya to this part heya." Cartman then asked the crowd who would help him, and all the kids volunteered their aid, as the parents watched in dismay.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Do the Handicapped..."

Answer: luau

Satan and all the denizens of Hell were singing and dancing and enjoying Luau Sunday. Even the tortured souls seemed to be having a good time!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Quintuplets 2000"

Answer: Cirque du Cheville

Clearly a parody of Cirque do Soleil, Mrs. Marsh explained, "Cirque du Cheville is French-Canadian. They get acrobats and singers from all over the world and then do very artistic things." This description of the coming evening only seemed to further the boys' disinterest!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Timmy! 2000"

Answer: American Independence

Mr. Garrison called on Wendy to answer "what year the Founding Fathers got together." Then he asked Kyle, "What was that document called?" Mr. Garrison's next question was who wrote the Declaration of Independence, and he called on Timmy, who was unable to answer the question. What's worse, Mr. Garrison thought Timmy was being impertinent and sent him to the principals office! Once there, Timmy was diagnosed by Mr. Mackey as having Attention Deficit Disorder.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"

Answer: candy and books on Kama Sutra

Whatever discomfort Cartman might have felt because of the gifts was far outweighed by his excitement at having an "older" friend. He even accepted when Tony offered a backrub! Unfortunately, before Tony could get very far, the FBI showed up and arrested him!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Helen Keller! The Musical"

Answer: Cartman

Kyle was playing the doctor who diagnosed Helen Keller as unable to see, hear, or speak. Stan and Wendy played the Keller parents, and Timmy played Helen Keller. Butters seemed to be the designated spy, and returned to the rehearsal with news of the kindergarteners' efforts, calling their play "a Thanksgiving extravaganza!" Not to be outdone, Cartman determined that there was still "plenty of time to revamp" their play, despite the fact that they were forced to keep the Helen Keller subject matter. Cartman pointed out that just because they were telling Helen Keller's story didn't mean they couldn't have "Thanksgiving stuff and musical numbers, too."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"

Answer: wash dishes or get pregnant

The girls were lobbing pretty raunchy insults at the boys, which oddly didn't seem to phase the guys. Cartman suggesting they "go wash dishes or get pregnant or something" was the most biting comeback the boys offered! The boys did, however, agree to race the girls down Phil Collins Hill, pitting the four best boy sledders against the four best girls.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Trapper Keeper"

Answer: personal assistant

Kyle had proudly shown Stan and Kenny his 'Dawson's Creek' Trapper Keeper when Cartman walked up and outdid Kyle: "Check out my sweet 'Dawson's Creek' Trapper Keeper Ultrakeeper Futura S2000! Yeah, well, it's got ten different compartments for every subject in school, an electronic pencil sharpener, four plastic bags with electronic zippers, copy machine, fax, a better picture of 'Dawson's Creek' on the back than Kyle's, flat-screen TV, and of course, OnStar."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Something You Can Do ..."

Answer: Madison Square Garden, New York

When he awoke, Cartman felt sure that it was God's plan that he "start a boy band" and make $10 million. He immediately called the boys together to start work.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Fat Camp"

Answer: manatees

Wendy pointed out that the manatee was an endangered animal, but their teacher simply explained that their endangered status only gave them all the more reason to dissect them, and thus better understand them. When one of the manatees she distributed was still alive, the teacher bludgeoned it to death with a brick. It was later revealed that there had been a mix-up and the class was supposed to have been sent frogs for dissection; the manatees had been intended for the Denver Shelter Aquarium. By then, though, Kenny had already eaten his manatee's spleen!

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Wacky Molestation Adventure"

Answer: go to a concert

Cartman had tickets to see the Raging Pussies, but when Kyle asked his parents if he could go, they told him "no." Cartman then schooled him on the proper way to get permission: "Dummy, you don't ask if you can go! I'm telling my parents that I'm staying at Stan's house, Stan's telling his parents that he's staying at Kenny's house, and Kenny's not telling his parents anything 'cause they're alcoholics and they don't care!"

From Quiz Mixed "South Park" - Season 4

Answer: Timmy

At school, Timmy and all of the other kids are diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder and are prescribed Ritalin. At the same time, Timmy ends up inadvertently becoming a part of a band called The Lords of the Underworld who, with their unique sound, end up becoming a headlining act for Lalapalalapaza, angering Oscar-winner Phil Collins. Ultimately, Chef ends up saving the kids (and people of South Park) by drugging them with 'Ritalout' and Phil Collins gets his comeuppance. This, of course, occurs in 'Timmy 2000".

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000"

Answer: Timmy

The boys tied a rope to Kenny's tooth and affixed the other end to Timmy's wheelchair. Cartman figured that because Kenny's family was poor, they must have "bad oral hygiene," so his teeth would "fall out someday, anyway" and Kenny wouldn't miss them so much in the meantime! Kenny was not pleased with the plan and when Timmy put his wheelchair in high gear, it only pulled Kenny out of his parka, rather than the tooth out of his mouth!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Fourth Grade"

Answer: marshmallow

After just one day with Ms. Choksondik, Cartman was thinking wistfully back to the previous year and sang a saccharine little song to the other kids: "Remember how it used to be in the third grade? We used to laugh and play and cherish each day in the third grade. We learned wondrous things from a teacher so nice, Sat on marshmallow desks with teddy-bear smiles. The world seemed to all make sense, But that sense seems to slowly fade, After third grade. In the third grade we used to write with crayons, We would make sparkly pictures with glitter and glue, We had warm cookies and hearts full of love, And there wasn't a care in the world for me... or for you. There's not a thing in this life that I wouldn't trade just to go back, For one minute... To third grade."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Probably"

Answer: powdered donut pancake surprise

Stan was impressed by the offering, but Cartman saw right through his mom. Though, he quickly ate one of the powdered donuts, he told his mom, "This is a distraction from our work on the church! Do not think that you can tempt us with toys and new games and tidings of powdered donut pancake surprise! For it is the afterlife we have concerned ourselves with! Not the pleasures of this earth, but salvation in the world aftah!"

From Quiz "South Park" - "Do the Handicapped..."

Answer: Communion

She tried to explain Communion, but the kids were clearly confused: Sister Anne: "The priest will give you this round cracker, and he will say, 'The Body of Christ,' and then you eat it." Cartman: "Jesus was made of crackers?" Sister Anne: "No." Stan: "But crackers are his body." Sister Anne: "Yes." Kenny: "What?!" Sister Anne: "In the Book of Mark, Jesus distributed bread and said, 'eat this, for it is my body.'" Cartman: "So we won't go to Hell as long as we eat crackers." Sister Anne: "Nononono!" Butters: "Uh well, uh what are we eatin' then?" Sister Anne: "The Body of Christ!" Stan: "Nonono, I get it. Jesus wanted us to eat him, but he didn't want us to be cannibals, so he turned himself into crackers, and then told people to eat him." Sister Anne: "No!" Stan: "No?" Butters: "Uh, I can't whistle if I eat too many crackers." Sister Anne: "Look, all you have to know is that when the priest gives you the cracker, you eat it! Okay?" Kenny, Stan, Cartman: "O-kay." Sister Anne: "And then, you will drink a very small amount of wine, for that... is the Blood of Christ." Cartman: "Aw, come on now, this is just getting silly!" Sister Anne: "Eric, do you wanna go to Hell?" Cartman: "No!" Sister Anne: "Then stop questioning me."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Quintuplets 2000"

Answer: Tyrannosaurus Rex

They must have put in a lot of time practicing to make the shapes they did with their bodies. It was the only part of the show that impressed the boys, and they left feeling inspired to form their own contortionist troupe!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Timmy! 2000"

Answer: The Great Gatsby

The doctor read the book from cover to cover. When he finished, both Mr. Mackey and Principal Victoria had fallen asleep. The doctor asked Timmy a single question: "In chapter seven, what kind of car did Gatsby drive?" Timmy, of course, was unable to answer the question, so the doctor proclaimed that he was suffering from ADD and prescribed Ritalin.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"

Answer: catch

He and his dad went outside to play a game of catch, and Kenny lobbed the ball right at his father's crotch. Mr. McCormick doubled over in pain, vomiting and groaning on the ground. When they took him to the doctor, it was determined that he had a "shattered left testicle," but they were able to fix it!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Helen Keller! The Musical"

Answer: $50

Kyle and Timmy were sent to get a turkey to use as Helen Keller's pet for the play. Timmy looked over the turkey options and settled on the only unhealthy-looking one in the batch. The rancher was a little reticent, saying, "That one's a little messed up. Not exactly the pick of the litter." Then he added, "Best you not take that one. I was just about to take it out in the yard and put a bullet in its head." Timmy was upset by the prospect and Kyle had to concede and buy the handicapped turkey. When the rancher named his price of $50, Kyle was taken aback, reminding the rancher that he was "just gonna take it out in the backyard and put a bullet in its head!" The rancher reasoned, "I know! Now I gotta find somethin' else to shoot." Kyle begrudgingly handed over the money and the boys had their turkey!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"

Answer: threw a rock at Token

Cartman was fed up because Token kept talking about his "enormously fat [butt]" in regards to the advantage it gave them when sledding. When Cartman threatened to hit Token in the head with a rock if he called him fat one more time, Kyle threw the insult and, thinking it had been Token, Cartman spun around and lobbed the rock at Token's head.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Trapper Keeper"

Answer: calculator

Cartman instructed his Trapper Keeper to "Hybrid with Wellington Bear Calculator," then the Trapper Keeper's robotic arms grabbed the calculator and embedded it into its body.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Something You Can Do ..."

Answer: Little Bunny Foo-Foo

Butters gave a rousing rendition of the classic "Little Bunny Foo-Foo", complete with hand gestures and full-body motion, but the other boys were unimpressed and Cartman promptly dismissed him.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Fat Camp"

Answer: Pop Toasties, powdered chocolate milk, butter

Cartman rolled a stick of butter in powdered chocolate milk and then smashed it between two warm Pop Toasties. When he returned to the living room to resume watching Terrance and Phillip, he found that his mom had prepared to stage an intervention for him.

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Wacky Molestation Adventure"

Answer: teaching Ike French

When Kyle went back to his parents and begged for permission, they told him that he could go, but first he had to "clean out the garage, shovel the driveway and bring democracy to Cuba." Kyle completed the chores, even bringing democracy to Cuba with a touching letter, thereby allowing construction to resume on "Knott's Berry Cuba!"

From Quiz Mixed "South Park" - Season 4

Answer: Romania

In "Quintuplets 2000", the boys are forced to visit the final performance of the Cirque Du Cheville, giving them a quick interest in creating their own French circus. While Kenny is sent off to learn how to sing opera for their performances, Stan's family is visited by a fleeing family of Romanians-- a grandmother (who dies in their care) and her five granddaughters (contortionists from the circus). A media frenzy ensues and the Romanian government stops at nothing to get their girls back.

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Tooth Fairy's TATS 2000"

Answer: an alligator

Liane was worried because Cartman had lost 112 baby teeth, "15 of them in one night." Liane wondered if he should switch toothpaste. Dr. Roberts asked if her son was an "alligator" but seemed to have no other idea of an explanation and told Liane he couldn't help until after the American Dental Association convention.

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