"South Park" - "Timmy! 2000" Trivia Quiz

Answer: American Independence

Mr. Garrison called on Wendy to answer "what year the Founding Fathers got together." Then he asked Kyle, "What was that document called?" Mr. Garrison's next question was who wrote the Declaration of Independence, and he called on Timmy, who was unable to answer the question. What's worse, Mr. Garrison thought Timmy was being impertinent and sent him to the principals office! Once there, Timmy was diagnosed by Mr. Mackey as having Attention Deficit Disorder.

Answer: The Great Gatsby

The doctor read the book from cover to cover. When he finished, both Mr. Mackey and Principal Victoria had fallen asleep. The doctor asked Timmy a single question: "In chapter seven, what kind of car did Gatsby drive?" Timmy, of course, was unable to answer the question, so the doctor proclaimed that he was suffering from ADD and prescribed Ritalin.

Answer: singer

The bandmates were practicing in the garage and heard Timmy exclaiming his name through the garage door. Realizing that Timmy's vocal energy was the perfect complement to their sound, they added him to the band!

Answer: Phil Collins

Obviously, their musical style was completely ill-suited to opening for a Phil Collins concert, but the band seemed excited nonetheless.

Answer: Christina Aguilera

The pharmacist had warned it was a possible side effect, and sure enough, Cartman starting seeing a large pink spider-like monster with a Christina Aguilera head!

Answer: teach about human reproduction

He couldn't believe that Cartman didn't have a comment about human reproduction, and was intensely annoyed that the kids were "being so mellow." Kyle offered him some Ritalin, and Mr. Garrison hardly thought before downing a bunch of pills!

Answer: hitting

He played a video for the parents featuring a doctor who simply hit kids and yelled at them. The children were sufficiently intimidated by this harsh authority and focused diligently on their schoolwork. When Chef asked the parents what they thought and their only comments were on the colors from the video, Chef realized that the parents had all been taking Ritalin too!

Answer: Ritalout

The pharmacist and the doctor had been happy about the surge in Ritalin sales, as they'd bought Ritalin stock, but when Chef told them that the drugs had made the children actually want to see Phil Collins in concert, they realized they'd gone too far.

The Pharmacist volunteered that he had an antidote for Ritalin (conveniently in stock) called "Ritalout." The three men set out to administer this antidote to all the children.

Answer: his Oscar

He wasn't afraid to mention his own past success, either, and made a big deal at his concert of playing the song that had won him the Oscar!

Answer: yes

After Phil Collins got booed offstage, Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld returned and played to a thrilled crowd. Timmy even managed to incorporate the band's full name into his vocal stylings!